What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 07:51

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.